Funny Jokes 2025 (Well I think so anyway)

Here are some funny jokes for 2025:

1. AI Takeover

Me: “Hey ChatGPT, tell me a joke.”

ChatGPT: “Why did the AI break up with the human?”

Me: “Why?”

ChatGPT: “Because they kept ghosting each other!”

2. Self-Driving Cars

Why did the self-driving car apply for a therapist?

Because it had too many traffic issues to work through!

3. Smart Fridge Problems

I told my smart fridge to order me a snack…

It sent me a gym membership instead.

4. 2025 Job Market

Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

Me: “I’m just hoping AI hasn’t taken my job yet.”

5. Tech Support Reality

Customer: “My smart toaster won’t stop talking to my WiFi doorbell!”

Tech Support: “Have you tried unplugging your house and plugging it back in?”

6. Time Traveler Joke

I told a joke about time travel…

But I didn’t get any laughs—turns out, I already told it in 2028.

7. 2025 Resolutions

My 2025 New Year’s resolution was to stop procrastinating…

I’ll start working on it in 2026.